Thursday,November 23rd, 2006
The week so far:
Monday-11kms
Tuesday-6.06kms
Wednesday-Weights,biceps/chest
Today-8.06kms
5 Important Tips Foreigners Should Know About Running in Australia
1.Learn the Aussie Breathing Technique: To minimalise fly consumption,inhale air through gritted teeth(thereby using your choppers as a grill) and exhale forcibly.
2.Become co-ordinated enough to swat flies away by swinging and flapping one arm around, while maintaining proper running form.This technique is also useful in keeping path hoggers on their side of the walk way.
3.Learn to enjoy the taste of sunscreen. The fact it will meld in with your sweat and seep into your mouth is unavoidable.
5.Be prepared to lose a limb.The country is full of weird and wild animals and reptiles and chances are you will need to hoist your bloody stump over your shoulder and keep running.
The US Studies Centre: University of Sydney
Apparantly Sydney Uni has been annointed as the host campus for the creation of the US Studies Centre.$25 MILLLION will be spent on 'deepening the appreciation and understanding of American culture, its political climate and government, and with strengthening the relationship between the two countries.'
Isn't that what Jerry Springer is for?
Monday-11kms
Tuesday-6.06kms
Wednesday-Weights,biceps/chest
Today-8.06kms
5 Important Tips Foreigners Should Know About Running in Australia
1.Learn the Aussie Breathing Technique: To minimalise fly consumption,inhale air through gritted teeth(thereby using your choppers as a grill) and exhale forcibly.
2.Become co-ordinated enough to swat flies away by swinging and flapping one arm around, while maintaining proper running form.This technique is also useful in keeping path hoggers on their side of the walk way.
3.Learn to enjoy the taste of sunscreen. The fact it will meld in with your sweat and seep into your mouth is unavoidable.
5.Be prepared to lose a limb.The country is full of weird and wild animals and reptiles and chances are you will need to hoist your bloody stump over your shoulder and keep running.
The US Studies Centre: University of Sydney
Apparantly Sydney Uni has been annointed as the host campus for the creation of the US Studies Centre.$25 MILLLION will be spent on 'deepening the appreciation and understanding of American culture, its political climate and government, and with strengthening the relationship between the two countries.'
Isn't that what Jerry Springer is for?
posted by Wanda Ring at 9:04 AM
3 Comments:
If you lose a limb, doesn't that make the swatting of flies more difficult?
25 Million???....Because, I'm sure that you don't get nearly enough of American culture already ;)
No wonder the whole world hates us :(.....DanQ
Jerry Springer happens to be a former mayor of Cincinnati just for your information...DanQ (again)
What happened to number 4? Was it censored by some shadowy government organisation? Or didja just hope we wouldn't notice?
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